Europe United in Belief That JD Vance is a Prick Feb 15 Thomas Kienzle/AFP via Getty Images MUNICH (The Borowitz Report)—Crediting the vice president with ushering in a new era of European solidarity, attendees at the Munich Security Conference left Friday’s session united in the belief that JD Vance is a prick. “I came to Munich full of skepticism that we as a group of nations could find common ground on anything,” Danish delegate Hartvig Dorkelson said. “That all changed the moment that asshat Vance opened his mouth.” Though he was grateful that all the nations of Europe could agree that Vance is a ginormous dick, Dorkelson warned against taking this historic consensus for granted. “I worry that our unity could be short-lived,” he said. “So we must invite that fucker to speak again next year.” TBR Question of the Day: What’s the longest you can stand to hear JD Vance speak? Leave your comment below......