I think I deserve a medal—possible from FIFA—for watching Meet the Press despite knowing Cotton would be on.
Your medal should be from the Comedian Hall of Fame, because comedians speak truth to power and idiots. Maybe that's the same thing
If it weren't for Andy Borowitz, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel & Jimmy Fallon, and people on You Tube whose names I cannot come up with right now, I'm sure I would not have two brain cells left to rub together to create the will to go on with hope that there is still hope. (There's still hope--right?)
And Heather Cox Richardson
Yes, there is hope. Montréal is sending to our friends all it's love.
Please add The Contrarian to your list for more reason to hope!
The things you do for us Andy 😂 with such brilliant results! Truly appreciate your watching that insufferable man Cotton! I think Profiles in Awfulness would be a fitting sequel to Profiles in Ignorance and with this lot your magnum opus would run to several volumes 😉
Beware! Watching Tom Cotton can lead to CDS ..Cotton Derangement Syndrome. Almost as damaging as Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Not to mention the MAGA affliction TAD: Trump Adoration Syndrome.
Good one. Sounds like a life threatening affliction.
You deserve combat pay. Cotton can only go lower than Sanders, because the bar has been removed. It cannot go any lower. It’s not even a minor speed bump.
There is no FBI to investigate and follow the money from a Honduran Drug Kingpin to Trump offshore accounts.
Kashyap is too busy making sure his girlfriend avoids the airport lines and gets express service for her travel.
Bitcoin plus sycophantic fawning of ego seems to be the winning combination
He's a horrible, horrible man! Welker did pretty good trying to call him out, but he just doubled down. He makes me gag, along with all the rest of 'em. What a bunch of useless ass-lickers those Republicans are.
Welker was ok, but the format of MTP now appears to allow her only one follow-up question on each subject. That means an experienced liar like Cotton easily disposes of the follow-up with another lie, and she meekly moves on to the next subject. It’s frustrating to watch.
Sanders is a piece of work . . . rising to the level of her incompetence, she and her dad can go pound sand.
Since Arkansas is the state responsible for the Walmart-ification of the rest of the world, it is unsurprising that Old Tom Cottonmouth thinks that slapping an American flag on everything he says makes it all okay (if you recall that is what the Waltons did when they were expanding their "brand"). I have friends from Arkansas and colleagues at universities there and we stand in solidarity together, those of us in Missouri, Arkansas, Oklahoma, and Kansas: four of the most idiotic and venal state governments in the USA, despite Laura Kelly's attempt to hold the line in KS. Andy, I have a request: I would love for you to reveal the utter moral and ethical black holes that are Andrew Bailey (former AG in Missouri) and Kris Kobach (current AG in Kansas and was one of the more repellent of my colleagues at UMKC) because they have national political ambitions and both of them are utterly nauseating humans.
Why did you leave Indiana out of your state denunciations? Hoosiers are working hard to surpass Louisiana. A candidate for congress in Indiana said she believed the legislature would do the right thing. (We are being re-gerrymandered for Trump.). I will not even know what red district I am in until Friday!
Believe me: I am well aware of the problems of horrifically execrable state governments in the Heartland. I have witnessed the debasement of state government personally in Indiana (went to grad school there in the 1980s) and Missouri (was purple when I got here in 2008) but really no region is immune. I lived in western NY State for 17 years, in the most impoverished county in New York, and the Albany government treated us all like something they stepped into and tried to wipe off from the soles of their shoes. Both Democratic and Republican governors. I am highlighting my immediate neighbors because, unlike places like Florida, we often get overlooked in the awfulness indices and the genuine battle that blue cities like Kansas City have with the state governments is ignored.
Please add Iowa to your venal state group.
And Florida
It’s hard to be humorous about such rot.
Tom Cotton also calls killing the crew of the boat as Righteous. That’s an odd way to describe killing people, especially since there is no war.
White Christian Nationalust language
The obvious thing that everyone doesn’t say is: how the hell would a 10-11 passenger boat motor 1,000+ miles to Florida on one tank of gas? And Tom Cotton should stop embarrassing himself. A good example of dedicated stupid
I think I deserve a medal—possible from FIFA—for watching Meet the Press despite knowing Cotton would be on.
Your medal should be from the Comedian Hall of Fame, because comedians speak truth to power and idiots. Maybe that's the same thing
If it weren't for Andy Borowitz, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel & Jimmy Fallon, and people on You Tube whose names I cannot come up with right now, I'm sure I would not have two brain cells left to rub together to create the will to go on with hope that there is still hope. (There's still hope--right?)
And Heather Cox Richardson
Yes, there is hope. Montréal is sending to our friends all it's love.
Please add The Contrarian to your list for more reason to hope!
The things you do for us Andy 😂 with such brilliant results! Truly appreciate your watching that insufferable man Cotton! I think Profiles in Awfulness would be a fitting sequel to Profiles in Ignorance and with this lot your magnum opus would run to several volumes 😉
Beware! Watching Tom Cotton can lead to CDS ..Cotton Derangement Syndrome. Almost as damaging as Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Not to mention the MAGA affliction TAD: Trump Adoration Syndrome.
Good one. Sounds like a life threatening affliction.
You deserve combat pay. Cotton can only go lower than Sanders, because the bar has been removed. It cannot go any lower. It’s not even a minor speed bump.
There is no FBI to investigate and follow the money from a Honduran Drug Kingpin to Trump offshore accounts.
Kashyap is too busy making sure his girlfriend avoids the airport lines and gets express service for her travel.
Bitcoin plus sycophantic fawning of ego seems to be the winning combination
He's a horrible, horrible man! Welker did pretty good trying to call him out, but he just doubled down. He makes me gag, along with all the rest of 'em. What a bunch of useless ass-lickers those Republicans are.
Welker was ok, but the format of MTP now appears to allow her only one follow-up question on each subject. That means an experienced liar like Cotton easily disposes of the follow-up with another lie, and she meekly moves on to the next subject. It’s frustrating to watch.
Sanders is a piece of work . . . rising to the level of her incompetence, she and her dad can go pound sand.
Since Arkansas is the state responsible for the Walmart-ification of the rest of the world, it is unsurprising that Old Tom Cottonmouth thinks that slapping an American flag on everything he says makes it all okay (if you recall that is what the Waltons did when they were expanding their "brand"). I have friends from Arkansas and colleagues at universities there and we stand in solidarity together, those of us in Missouri, Arkansas, Oklahoma, and Kansas: four of the most idiotic and venal state governments in the USA, despite Laura Kelly's attempt to hold the line in KS. Andy, I have a request: I would love for you to reveal the utter moral and ethical black holes that are Andrew Bailey (former AG in Missouri) and Kris Kobach (current AG in Kansas and was one of the more repellent of my colleagues at UMKC) because they have national political ambitions and both of them are utterly nauseating humans.
Why did you leave Indiana out of your state denunciations? Hoosiers are working hard to surpass Louisiana. A candidate for congress in Indiana said she believed the legislature would do the right thing. (We are being re-gerrymandered for Trump.). I will not even know what red district I am in until Friday!
Believe me: I am well aware of the problems of horrifically execrable state governments in the Heartland. I have witnessed the debasement of state government personally in Indiana (went to grad school there in the 1980s) and Missouri (was purple when I got here in 2008) but really no region is immune. I lived in western NY State for 17 years, in the most impoverished county in New York, and the Albany government treated us all like something they stepped into and tried to wipe off from the soles of their shoes. Both Democratic and Republican governors. I am highlighting my immediate neighbors because, unlike places like Florida, we often get overlooked in the awfulness indices and the genuine battle that blue cities like Kansas City have with the state governments is ignored.
Please add Iowa to your venal state group.
And Florida
It’s hard to be humorous about such rot.
Tom Cotton also calls killing the crew of the boat as Righteous. That’s an odd way to describe killing people, especially since there is no war.
White Christian Nationalust language
The obvious thing that everyone doesn’t say is: how the hell would a 10-11 passenger boat motor 1,000+ miles to Florida on one tank of gas? And Tom Cotton should stop embarrassing himself. A good example of dedicated stupid