Meidas Humiliates Donald… Shrinkage Exposed LOLWritten by Ben Meiselas I told you, Donald, it was going to get embarrassing. I heard your team loved my article yesterday. I dare you to sue me for defamation over it. Getting your feelings hurt is not a cause of action, Donald. You feel bullied? You want to play the victim, you pathetic coward? Everything we said in yesterday’s article was true. But go ahead and sue. There’s nothing I would love more than to personally take your deposition. How pathetic can you be, you slob? You were so worried about your tiny crowd size… your pathetic shrinkage… that you actually canceled the outdoor inauguration ceremonies and moved them inside the Capitol Building. Who does that?! Oh yeah, cowards like you! Hey Orange Shrinkage Boy—I mean, Donald—did you realize that JFK gave a speech without even wearing a jacket at his 1961 inauguration when the weather was even colder? Did you realize that when Obama had millions show up at his 2009 inauguration, the weather was basically just as cold as it will be on Monday? What’s the matter? You can’t handle the weather, Donald? Or is it that you can’t handle being mocked for your tiny, pathetic crowd sizes? Oh, Donald, I hear your supporters who traveled to D.C. are pissed at you. The billionaires like Bezos, Zuckerberg, and Musk get to sit next to your mega-wealthy Cabinet inside the Capitol, while your MAGA supporters—the few that showed up—were told to pound sand. It’s the perfect representation of your priorities. Help the billionaires, screw “the people.” No wonder your approval rating is the lowest ever for a president-elect leading up to an inauguration. According to the AP, you have a 41% approval rating. Yikes, Donald! I’m confident it will drop even further once you start signing your Project 2025 executive orders—you know, the agenda you pretended not to know about during the campaign. The one thing you can take credit for, Donald, is uniting the world against you and the United States. Could you be more dumb? Oh, what, Donald—you expect me to be nice to you? You expect me to treat you with respect? Who do you think I am? This ain’t Fox. This ain’t ABC, CNN, or NBC. Don’t get it twisted. Our digital platform may be just as big as theirs, but we are fiercely independent and work for no one other than the MeidasMighty. We speak our minds. Like this. You are a felon. You are a fraud. You are a con artist. You are a grifter. You are a sexual deviant and a sexual assaulter. You are a terrible businessman and an even worse human being. You are a failure. We will never submit and never obey. We remind the country every single day not to get distracted by your crap. Your endless bait-and-switch schemes have been exposed by us. The MeidasTouch Network will lead the fight and remind America that your promises were all lies. You will not bring peace to Ukraine on Monday. You will not lower prices. You will not create jobs. You will not make housing more affordable. You will not improve education or healthcare access. You will create drama, distraction, chaos, and destruction. And we will be here to report on it and expose it all. Donald, you underestimated the will and power of “We the People.” The corporate media may have kissed your ring, but the MeidasTouch Network and the MeidasMighty will never submit. Ever. We have rallied this country. We have expanded our reach internationally to rally the world against you. Our coverage is now a rallying call in Canada, Europe, Australia, and beyond. We will continue to unite pro-democracy forces to fight back against you and the oligarchs. We are not scared of you. We are ready for the fight. Each day, our numbers grow. We don’t have outside investors. We don’t have billionaires pulling our strings. We are growing—brick by brick. Yesterday, when we predicted your inauguration would be a massive failure, we hit our subscriber goal. We’re going to hit it again today now that you’ve officially canceled your outdoor speech. For all those reading this who are not yet paid subscribers—if you have the ability to subscribe, please become a subscriber now and help us continue building for this fight. We are frequently the most-watched and most-engaged YouTube channel in America—across all genres—with zero investors, thanks to the people-powered support of this community. We want to hit 300 new subscribers today, so if you can subscribe, please do so now—or gift a subscription to someone in your life. So, Donald, we’re not going anywhere. The MeidasMighty is here to stay. Your threats… Fox’s threats… your base’s threats… They don’t work on us. As you head into your humiliating inauguration, we’ll be doing what you dread most—reporting the truth. We’ve amassed almost 6 billion views, Donald— And we’re just getting started. Thanks, MeidasMighty. And thanks to all our new subscribers. Looking forward to having coffee with you all tomorrow morning. |
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