JD Vance Says Labor Day Should Celebrate Women who go Through Labor Sep 2 Andrew Harnik/Getty Images LANSING (The Borowitz Report)—JD Vance stirred controversy on Monday by suggesting that Labor Day be a celebration of “women who go through labor.” “The woke mob has distorted the true meaning of Labor Day,” Vance told supporters in Michigan. “Honoring workers might please people who work for a living, but it doesn’t delight me and Donald Trump.” The vice-presidential nominee urged that Labor Day be “a time to pay tribute to the one thing that gives women’s lives meaning: reproducing.” “Only women who have given birth should be allowed at Labor Day picnics,” he declared. “No baby, no hot dog.”