JD's New Name Contest: We Have a Winner! TBR Contest Aug 25 Drew Angerer/Getty Images As many of you know, JD Vance has gone by four different names. In a TBR contest, I asked readers to suggest a fifth. Over a thousand of you submitted entries. Thousands more voted for their favorite. And now, I’m delighted to announce the winner!... Subscribe to The Borowitz Report to unlock the rest. Become a paying subscriber of The Borowitz Report to get access to this post and other subscriber-only content. Upgrade to paid