Matchmaker, Matchmaker (Donald Trump / Fiddler on the Roof song parody)

 

Patrick Fitzgerald

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Yente was not available, so Donald Trump went to Brad Raffensperger as his matchmaker to find him some votes. Also check out my other "Fiddler on the Roof" parodies:    • Fiddler on the Roof (Donald Trump par...   === Lyrics === Raffensperger, Raffensperger, Find me some votes Please don’t record Stop taking notes Raffensperger, Raffensperger, You know I won So find me a few more votes Raffensperger, Raffensperger, Ballots were stuffed Why won’t you help? I feel so rebuffed Bring me more votes, Or you’re going to see Republican anarchy There were dead folks All casting ballots In numbers That have never been seen In bathrooms There were boxes on pallets I’m told they were brought in by submarine Raffensperger, Raffensperger, Find me some votes Please don’t record Stop taking notes I’m getting tired of these politics So find me some votes, Before Jan 6 {Break} Donald, oh Donald, Have I got some fraud for you! There’s thousands of ballots Alright, there’s only two But it’s a good catch, a big dump, true? True. I promise we’ll find more of them, Before the night is through, But they might be for Biden This state turned blue — Sir! We’ve got it A plan you can embrace We’ll get some fake electors And they can take the place Of all the real ones We’ll bring guns Intense? Intense! There’s only one more problem We’re checking with Mike Pence We don’t know if he’ll do it He’s on the fence — Did you think that it would work? Did you think you would prevail? With a plan by John Eastman and with Giuliani Be glad you’re not in jail! (yet) — Raffensperger, Raffensperger, You know that I’m Frightfully old I can’t do hard time Right at this moment Would be opportune If I could be found immune Dear Clarence Do me a favor Remember Those things done by your bride If I grant Ginni a pardon Then you can delay And I’ll stay untried Raffensperger, Raffensperger, Found me no votes Made a recording And took lots of notes I cannot stand Fani’s face when she gloats So Fight me no fights Dispense with Mike Pence Make me no fakes Find me no votes And we will win, Totes McGotes! === Credits === Music from "Matchmaker, Matchmaker" London Cast Recording    • Matchmaker