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Meet the New George Santos

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Sep 22

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Ever since the former NASA astronaut/Olympic gymnast/Beatles drummer George Santos left Congress in disgrace, one question has plagued Republicans: Could they ever find another liar prolific enough to fill his clown shoes?

Donald Trump still pumps out impressive falsehoods on an hourly basis, but he’s 78. Who are the younger, fresher fraudsters on the GOP bench who’ll step up when their death-cult’s leader can no longer spew non-stop whoppers?

Well, Republicans can relax: They appear to have found their new George Santos. And they’re betting on him to take control of the United States Senate...

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