RFK Jr. Makes Turducken with Bear, Whale, and Worm Sep 3 Tom Brenner for The Washington Post via Getty Images KENOSHA, WI (The Borowitz Report)—Robert F. Kennedy Jr. raised eyebrows at a Trump rally on Tuesday by sharing a recipe for turducken using a bear, a whale, and a worm. “I know that Thanksgiving is still a few months away,” Kennedy told a confused MAGA crowd. “But it’s not too early to start scavenging for a dead bear and whale head, and checking to see if you have a worm in your brain.” As Kennedy outlined the preparations for the unusual delicacy, Donald J. Trump could be seen offstage making a frantic throat-slitting gesture to aides. Kennedy was absent from the next campaign stop, having been shoved from Trump’s limo and left on the side of the highway.