Dr. Oz’s best Normal Dude impression

 

At this point, you may have noticed that Dr. Oz is really bad at pretending to be a normal person. 

So bad, in fact, that we created a translation guide for all the bizarrely out-of-touch things he’s said. 

✨ How to speak Dr. Oz ✨
When he says…	What he means is…
“Crudité”	Literally just a veggie tray.
“Legitimately, I own two houses”	I own 10 houses. I’m lying.
“So the guy I use is a Turkish tailor and he uses Zegna fabrics”	Not only do I own multiple custom-made suits, they’re made out of this luxury Italian wool (we had to Google this one)
“It’s very hard to discern significant differences in happiness between someone making $50,000 and $50 million”	My only friends are other multi-millionaire$ who have zero idea what life is like for actual Pennsylvanians
“I’m from Pennsylvania”	I’m from New Jersey

Dr. Oz is so rich he can’t even TALK like a normal person.

And now he’s trying to use his personal fortune to buy this Senate seat.

If you think that’s complete BS… and that we deserve better from PA’s next Senator… and you’re ready to send lying, crudité-eating Dr. Oz packing back to his New Jersey mansion…

Will you chip in a few bucks to John Fetterman’s campaign today?

Thanks for the support. It means everything. 

— Team Fetterman HQ 💛

 

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