WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Revealing a major schism within the Republican Party, on Thursday Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene lambasted Sen. JD Vance, calling the Ohio senator “totally unhinged.” “I have remained silent on this issue, but I can do so no longer,” the congresswoman said. “I have been listening to the things Senator Vance says on the campaign trail, and they are the ravings of a lunatic.” Greene warned that the party “will go down to certain defeat” if Vance remains on the ticket, and proposed herself as a possible replacement. “If asked to serve I will,” she said, adding that she would restore “much-needed gravitas to the Republican ticket.” Greene said that she did not know what was causing Vance’s bizarre utterances, but observed that they were consistent with long-range laser burns to the brain. |
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