Some thoughts.....

 

Some thoughts:

 

It’s weird being the same age as old people.

 

When I was a kid, I wanted to be older…this is not what I expected.

I see people about my age mountain climbing; I feel good getting my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

We can all agree that in 2015 not a single person got the answer correct to, “Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?”

If you can’t think of a word, say “I forgot the English word for it.”  That way people will think you’re bilingual instead of an idiot.

If you are trying to impress me with your vehicle it better be a food truck.

I’m at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out.

Coronacoaster   Noun:  The ups and downs of a pandemic.  One day you’re loving your bubble, doing work outs, baking banana bread and going for long walks and the next day you’re crying, drinking gin for breakfast and missing people you don’t even like.

I’m getting tired of being part of a major historical event.

I’m at that age where my mind still thinks I’m 29, my humor suggests I’m 12, while my body mostly keeps asking if I’m sure I’m not dead yet.

Don’t be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you.  Your vacuum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for years.

I don’t always go the extra mile, but when I do it’s because I missed my exit.

 

You don’t realize how old you are until you sit on the floor and then try to get back up.

 

This is the era dogs have been waiting for.  They realize their owners can’t leave the house and they get them 24/7. Dogs are rejoicing everywhere.  Cats are contemplating suicide.