Crudité

 

Omg.

I never dreamt “Dr. Oz” and “Crudités” would trend nationally on Twitter (on my birthday), but here we are.

In a viral online video that’s all over the internet right now, Dr. Oz goes shopping for vegetables to make a “Crudité” for his wife.

I mean I guess that’s what they call it in Hollywood. But here in PA we just call that a... veggie tray.

Also, it was incredibly obvious that this was Dr. Oz’s first time stepping inside a Redner’s Market — or as he referred to it, “Wegners” 🙄 (there are a few Wegmans near his home in New Jersey).

So, to honor Dr. Oz’s love for Crudité (and also because it’s my birthday) we’re launching this NEW limited edition sticker.

This hilarious sticker is all yours if you make a donation of any amount to our campaign today.

Most people are donating $5 or more. Will you make a contribution of any amount in exchange for our brand new crudité sticker? Chip in any amount right now to claim your sticker today.

“Let Them eat Crudité.” Because there’s nothing more out of touch than calling a veggie tray some French word.

Thanks,

❤️ John

P.S. I gotta mention our mid-month fundraising deadline, which is at midnight tonight. Your donation today gets you a sticker AND helps me reach our fundraising goal. What do you say, will you make a donation of any amount to claim your crudité sticker today?

 

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