Jenna Ellis says Jesus wants her to overturn the election: 'I'm doing the right thing for God'

 

Jim Wright

I'm not a religious person, but do you think God ever gets tired of shitty people blaming their horrible behavior on Him?

I wonder if He's like, Dammit! <lightning flashes, thunder rolls> I shoulda made an 11th Commandment: Fuck you, Karen. Own your own shit! Wait, you know what? Make that FIRST thing!

Meanwhile, earlier today, Sidney Powell tried to tell a judge in Federal Court that the court needed to let the Department of Defense take over the election because they have "military intelligence" that the vote was tampered with. Then, conveniently leaving out the part where WHY THE FUCK WOULD THE US MILITARY HAVE BEEN ILLEGALLY MONITORING A US ELECTION IN VIOLATION OF FEDERAL LAW, Powell then began hysterically describing various conspiracy theories -- all of which have been thoroughly debunked.

The Judge watched impassively for a while, but eventually had enough of Powell's bullshit and granted the state's motion to dismiss the case and ruled that the Republicans had no standing, their claims can't be adjudicated in Federal Court, and that they'd waited too long to sue. The Judge also ruled that he can't grant them any relief. He doesn't have the power to decertify an election or override the votes of millions of citizens.

The state's lawyers were openly laughing on the livestream as the judge issued his opinion and dismissed the case.

Seems God picked the wrong side.

You, Carme